The Art of Graphic Design in Printing: Why You Should Hire a Pro!
Hey there, fellow print enthusiasts! If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 20-year journey through the commercial printing industry, it’s that the right graphic designer can be your printing knight in shining pixels. Today, let’s dive into the hilarious and highly professional world of graphic design and why you should never underestimate the power of hiring a pro!
- The “Microsoft Word Master” Ever had a client proudly submit a document that they’ve meticulously crafted in Microsoft Word? Picture a document filled with Clip Art and Comic Sans, and you’ll understand why professional graphic designers exist. We’re here to rescue your eyes from design disasters!
- The Mysterious World of RGB vs. CMYK Raise your hand if you’ve had the pleasure of printing something that looked fantastic on your screen but turned into a psychedelic mess on paper! That’s the RGB vs. CMYK dilemma, and it’s a prime example of why you need a pro. We speak fluent colour code and can translate your vision into print perfection.
- Helvetica, Helvetica Everywhere Have you ever tried to choose a font for your project? There are more fonts out there than you can shake a keyboard at, and it’s a battlefield of serifs and sans-serifs. A professional graphic designer knows when to use Papyrus (sparingly) and when to opt for the classic elegance of Helvetica.
- Photoshop Fails and Flops Let’s not forget those Photoshop enthusiasts who believe they can remove the background of their selfie-turned-headshot and expect it to look professional. Sorry, but no amount of filters can save your DIY disaster. A pro graphic designer can skillfully wield the Photoshop magic wand to create flawless images.
- The Mysteries of Bleed and Crop Marks Ever submitted a design that gets chopped off in the printing process? That’s what happens when you forget about bleed and crop marks. It’s like sending a knight into battle without armour. A professional designer knows how to suit up your design for the printing battlefield.
- Aligning Like a Pro Crooked business cards or brochures that look like they’ve been through a tornado? That’s a classic result of poor alignment. Designing and preparing artwork for printing isn’t just about creating visually appealing designs; it’s about making sure they come out perfectly aligned and ready to impress.
- Saving Your Sanity (and Wallet) You might think, “I’ll just save money and do it myself.” But trust me, the frustration and wasted materials from DIY disasters can add up quickly. Hiring a professional graphic designer can actually save you money in the long run by ensuring your prints are done right the first time.
- We Speak Printese Navigating the world of printing jargon can be as confusing as learning a new language. Bleeds, DPI, Pantone colours – it’s a vocabulary all its own. But don’t worry, professional graphic designers are fluent in Printese and can help you make sense of it all.
In conclusion, my fellow print aficionados, the commercial printing industry is a wild and wonderful place filled with endless opportunities for both triumphs and comedic mishaps. While the journey might be amusing, it’s important to remember that hiring a professional graphic designer is your ticket to making sure your print projects are both funny and professionally flawless. So, don’t hesitate – bring in the design pros and let the printing magic begin!